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How To – Virtual Families – Tips and Tricks

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

Open The Shed -
Drop A Character on the shiny door knob in the sand pit (They must be older than 14 and it will say fixing shed door)
Then once back on the shed door drop them onthe welcom mat it will say unlocking shed door and hey presto done.

Fix The hose -
Buy waterproof tape from store put it by hose out the back then drop any adult on the hose however when you do this someone must be using the water either taking a shower, getting a drink etc.

Water Flowers -
You need to have unlocked the shed first and fixed the hose then simply drop them on the shed when it says they can see the watering can again this must be an adult.

Fixing the floor -
Buy the floor repair kit from the store then put it on the crack in the floor then drop an adult on it however you will need to keep putting them back as they will keep trying to walk away.

Fixing the wall on the workshop -
You will need to have fixed the hose already now you buy the wall repair compound. Drop it by the green bucket by the sandpit then drop a person on the green bucket yoiu may need to try this a number of times before it says fixing the wall then they will walk it over not this one too will require you keep putting them back till the job is complete.

Fixing the birdbath -
buy the fountain pump and drop it by the fountain you will then need to drop 2 adults on the fountain at the same time to fix it be careful you dont put a husband and wife on top of one another they may try to make a baby.

Chasing Gophers -
To get this trophy prais a child when it says they are playing on the lawn

NOTES -

  1. Make sure you leave your families for 8 full hours(IRL) to get all the sleep they need
  2. You need to wait till a child is about 4 years old before the parents will have another
  3. Twins, triplets are totally random but they do happen hang in there
  4. Change the time zone if you want to play at ngiht and have them sleep during the day
  5. 50 is the oldest reported parents to  have kids on this game

HOW TO – Wanna Be Cool? Learn Some Moari Kids

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Well as you know I was raised in New Zealand the 2nd language there is Moari So here is some basic things to know:

Aotearoa – New Zealand (And actually means land of the long white cloud)
Pronounced – Aye-Oh-Te-Ah-Row-Ah (correct me if you do phonetics better lol)

Kia Ora – Hello
Pronounced – Key-Or-Ah

Tahi – One (as in the number 1)
Pronounced – Ta-He

Rua – Two/2
Pronounced – Rew-Ah

Toru – Three/3
Pronounced – Tore-Ew

Wha – Four/4
Pronounced – Fah

Rima – Five/5
Pronounced – Rhi-Mah

Ok enough for now let me know if you enjoyed this and I will do it again :)

HOW TO – Breaking Up…

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Ok so I just watched the videos by one of my fav You Tube channels The Beaver Bunch and they were discussing break ups so here is my take:

Break ups are soooooo shitty!! I have been through quite a few some easy some hard and 2 devastating. I tend to get a bit overly attached to people which makes break ups really hard and we all know lesbians break up badly anyways because we tend to rush into relationships. I have been very guilty of being the crazy ex-gf so here’s some tips to try d being the psycho-ex.

  1. For 2 weeks make sure you can’t contact them no cell phone, no email enlist help!
  2. Dont rush into anything new, enjoy single and enjoy doing things and seeing people you may have neglected.
  3. If you see them out do not i repeat DO NOT get caught up in dyke drama….you know what I mean.
  4. Don’t say anything you might later regret, remember crazy looks bad on everyone.
  5. Try to remember life was here before them and it will be here after them even if it doesnt feel like that right now.

I think the hardest part of breaking up is knowing that everything you dreampt of  (pets, kids, holidays etc) is never going to happen and that they will do and experience those things with someone new. Just know the sun will shine again and you will find some new love who might just make your world a better place.

HOW TO – Have a baby without a man in your life

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

OK so you have decided you want a baby, SNAP us too…now what????

Well you have a few big choices and there are a TON of answer;

I would start with AI or NI (Artificial Insemination or Natural Insemination). Natural Insemination means having sex with the donor and Artificial insemination is done more medically or at home.

Now to find a donor; You have choices here depending on what you want to pay, what is important to you etc

  1. You can go to a Sperm Bank, This can be costly however and can easily spiral into the thousands of dollars bracket.
  2. You can find an site which helps you find a free sperm donor some have fees and some don’t the following are all free just put up a post for anywhere in the world and let the replies roll in:

OK so you have got a donor you know which way your doing it now although NI is self explanatory I will go into AI a bit more.

The most popular way is the turkey baster method (no turkey baster needed) you would be wise however to get a home insemination kit for around 100 ish USD from Affordable Fertility Supplies or your local pharmacy if you need to ship sperm to you from your donor you will need a shipping kit from here

For some general Information on all sorts of Infertility Info this is a great group.

Also you may want to chart your periods ads you need to attemot insemination on certain days you can join this site free Baby Hopes. It will help you chart your ovulation cycle.

How to Inseminate

  1. you need the specimen jar(with semen sample in at body temprature) and the syringe.
  2. make sure all air is out of the syringe and then put in specimen jarand pull plunger till you have the specimen in the syringe.
  3. Insert syringe into yourself or your partner and SLOWLY press down on the plunger, do it quick and it gets messy.
  4. You may now insent a soft cup as seen here
  5. remain lying down for at least 30 minutes it helps to have your hips elevated and if you orgasm after insemination it will increase your chances of pregnancy.
  6. Then take a pregnancy test according to the instructions on the packet

Well thats it for now but I will post more later :)

How To – Pass the Day and Learn Something New

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

LiveMocha – This site is fantastic you can learn new languages by taking language courses and submitting writing and speaking samples for others to review. You may also help people out by reviewing samples in languages you know, You can chat to other peopl trying to learn and earn points and medals for participation. There is an option to pay but you can also just do the free courses and you will learn a lot so go on learn a new language today and pass some time.

Perez Hilton – Who doesnt love a bit of gossip and you can get it all here. Learn who is dating who and who is about to go into rehab.

Network Sites – Bebo, Myspace, Twitter all great ways to loose a day and why not go read your friends pages they can be rather entertaining and you can learn something new while having fun.