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Alexa Pt3: Everyone is Alone

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Alexa – My heart hurts so much, sometimes I wonder if it will ever stop

Jessie: We all hurt…

Alexa: Is that supposed to console me? Like somehow if the world hurts it will somehow ease my pain?

Jessie: Yes, it’s supposed to help you feel less alone

Alexa: *In Disbelief* We’re all alone, there is no such thing as less alone

Alexa Pt2 – Hands To The Sky

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

Alexa: *sobbing* I miss you

-Children laugh and shriek-

Alexa: I miss you more everyday, I look for our star in the sky so I know we are looking up to the same space…. *sigh* but I see none, not one star

Jessie: *Calling in the distance* Alexa! Alexa! Quickly!

Alanis Morisette – Tapes – Lyrics

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

I am someone easy to leave
Even easier to forget
A voice, if inaccurate

Again, I’m the one they all run from
Diatribes of clouded sun
Someone help me find the pause button

All these tapes in my head swirl around
Keeping my vibe down
All these thoughts in my head aren’t my own
Wreaking havoc

I’m too exhausting to be loved
A volatile chemical
Best to quarantine and cut off

All these tapes in my head swirl around
Keeping my vibe down
All these thoughts in my head aren’t my own
Wreaking havoc

All these tapes in my head swirl around
Keeping my vibe down
All these thoughts in my head aren’t my own
Wreaking havoc

I’m a thorn in your sweet side
You are better off without me
It’d be best to leave at once

All these tapes in my head swirl around
Keeping my vibe down
All these thoughts in my head aren’t my own
Wreaking havoc

Alexa Pt1 – Questioning it all

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Alexa: *Heavy Sigh* Why do you think bad things happen?

Jessie: *Looking Puzzled* Bad things?

Alexa: Yeah…. I mean did I cause this?

Jessie: This is life sweetie, life is always going in the right direction….. sadly it just doesn’t always take the most direct route.

Alexa: Do you think she will be back?

Jessie: ………..No *Long Pause* … No I don’t

Lady GaGa – Speechless

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Hooow?
Haaaa-oooo-wow?
H-ooow?
Wow

I can’t believe what you said to me
Last night, we were alone
You threw your hands up
Baby you gave up, you gave up

I can’t believe how you looked at me
With your James Dean glossy eyes
In your tight jeans with your long hair
And your cigarette stained lies

Could we fix you if you broke?
And is your punch line just a joke?

I’ll never talk again
Oh boy you’ve left me speechless
You’ve left me speechless, so speechless

And I’ll never love again,
Oh boy you’ve left me speechless
You’ve left me speechless, so speechless

I can’t believe how you slurred at me
With your half-wired broken jaw
You popped my heart seams
All of my bubble dreams, bubble dreams

I can’t believe how you looked at me
With your Johnnie Walker eyes
He’s gonna get you and after he’s through
There’s gonna be no love left to rye

And I know that it’s complicated
But I’m a loser in love so baby
Raise a glass to mend
All the broken hearts
Of all my wrecked up friends

I’ll never talk again
Oh boy you’ve left me speechless
You’ve left me speechless so speechless

And I’ll never love again,
Oh friend you’ve left me speechless
You’ve left me speechless, so speechless

H-ooow?
Haaaa-oooo-wow?
H-ooow?

H-ooow?
Haaaa-oooo-wow?
H-ooow?

And after all the drinks and bars that we’ve been to
Would you give it all up?
Could I give it all up for you?

And after all the boys and girls that we’ve been through
Would you give it all up?
Could you give it all up?
If I promise boy to you

That I’ll never talk again
And I’ll never love again
I’ll never write a song
Won’t even sing along
I’ll never love again

H-ooow?

So speechless
You left me speechless, so speechless

Will you ever talk again?
Oh boy, why you so speechless?
You’ve left me speechless so speechless

Some men may follow me
But you choose “death and company”
Why you so speechless? Oh oh ohhhh

Coldplay – Fix You – Lyrics

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

When you try your best, but you don’t succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can’t sleep
Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streaming down on your face
When you lose something you can’t replace
When you love someone, but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

And high up above or down below
When you’re too in love to let it go
If you never try you’ll never know

Just what you’re worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Tears stream down on your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down on your face
And I…

Tears stream down on your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face
And I…

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Alanis Morissette – Your House – Lyrics

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

I went to your house
Walked up the stairs
Opened the door without ringing the bell
Walked down the hall
Into your room where I could smell you

And I shouldn’t be here
Without permission
Shouldn’t be here…

(chorus)
Would you forgive me love if I danced in your shower
Would you forgive me love if I laid in your bed
Would you forgive me love if I stay all afternoon?

I took off my clothes
Put on your robe
Went through your drawers
And I found your cologne
Went down to the den
Found yor cd’s
And I played your Joni
And I shouldn’t stay long
You might be home soon
Shouldn’t stay long

(repeat chorus)

I burned your incense
I ran a bath
I noticed a letter that sat on your desk
It said:
‘Hello, love.
I love you so, love.
Meet me at midnight.’
And no, it wasn’t my writing
I’d better go soon
It wasn’t my writing

So forgive me love If I cry in your shower
So forgive me love for the salt in your bed
So forgive me love If I cry all afternoon

College Humor – Hot Violin Girls System of a Down Cover

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

there is something so freakin sexy about this

College Humor – Retarded Tests

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

LOL I would have failed

College Humor – Dangerous Condom Applicator

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

hahahah more wqomen should have one of these…

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