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Movie Time – Elegy

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Elegy is one of my all time favorite movies, this review will contain spoilers because I am more discussing why I relate and love the movie so much. Click away if you don`t want to know the story and just go watch it because it is amazing.

So why, why do I love this movie so much? Because it is raw and honest and cuts to the bone. David Kepesh reminds me so much of who I could become, who I was…am perhaps. He moves from woman to woman trying to run away from growing up and eventually he finds out that the years pass whether you wish to acknowledge them or not. Time doesn’t care if we try to live young, it doesn’t discriminate. The long list of magnificent quotes in this movie which rings so true are just amazing. The end reminds us that everyday we get is one we shouldn’t take lightly, love comes and love goes just as we do, You never know, you just never know if tomorrow will be the first of many or the last of few. I try to live my life the best way I can but we all make mistakes and we all have fears and like Kepesh I find myself scared of growing up, of surrendering to what is expected but at the same time wanting that love and companionship in my life.

Every year my birthdays feel closer and closer together and the months seem to fly by. I think it gets scary at this age because your just old enough to realize that you…. yes YOU are going to die…. it’s not optional, it is. Sometimes I find myself taken back by that truth, I wonder how it will feel and if I will regret. I wonder if I would be missed, I wonder who I will miss. This movie is the most honest depiction of this painful truth because he did everything you could and lived a wonderful life and in the end, his friends, his love…. it will all be gone and there is nothing that can be done to stop it.

Night At The Museum 2

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Ok seriously this is just one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time and the dialog is brilliant. I love that the egyptians are british sounding lol. You just have to watch this movie it is my MUST SEE for 2009 it was just hilarious like actually laugh out loud funny I would insert quotes but they would sound insane if you hadn’t seen it SO SEE IT and then tell me your fav quote mine is the bit between the guard and the egyptian guy the “OMG you did all three you spoke and you reached across and you didnt give it to me” it’s just omg LOVE IT!!!

Movie Time – Autopsy (2008)

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Where to start? omg ummmm this storyline required the characters to be completely free from any form of logical thought in order to make a ridiculous number of terrible decisions. It was…..horrible, just horrible. I think I would have got more enjoyment out of watching paint dry this was completely cringe worthy and just just terrible. The highlight of the movie is when the stupidest of all the characters cuts this bitchy nurses hand off and goes “bleed out bitch” i’m not even kidding this movie was just terrible.

Doco Time – Plastic Disasters

Monday, July 20th, 2009

I LOVE gore LOVE it and this documentary had my wife covering her eyes at times but it was great the older woman in it seemed moderatly crazy but aside from that it was really really good.  It basically showed people who had their plastic surgery screwed up and one in particular suffering huge consequences when ssome liposuction turned into massive scarring and losing both her legs. It made me think would I go under the knife, well I would however only if I could afford the best treatment and aftercare. What about you?

Synopsis below

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Featuring often-graphic operating-room footage, home videos, personal “before” and “after” photos, and interviews with patients’ doctors and lawyers, Plastic Disasters is a graphic, disturbing look at the dark side of the typically American notion that medicine can make everyone look beautiful, this HBO Documentary Films presentation follows three people – two women, one man – who are recovering from disastrous plastic surgeries.

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Doco Time – The Tiniest Toddlers

Monday, July 20th, 2009

TLC did not disappoint and had the tinnies toddlers on about a group of children who are primordial dwarfs. They were just the cutest kids ever I would like to say firstly. The documentary really covered the issues well as far as schooling, socializing, health etc. We always enjoy these types of shows but this one we found especially cute and it was nice to find people shorter than me (I am 5′1 or about 62 inches, 155 Cm’s). This really made you grateful for a life much less complicated than these children need to deal with on a daily basis. We both agreed that the key to these children feeling included was both family acceptance and encouragement and inteacting with others who appeared the same as themselves.

DOCO TIME – 650lb Virgin

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

So we watched 650lb virgin which was an awesome story about a guy who simply dieted and worked out to loose a huge 400 pounds, he has no experience with women and it covered his story and now his search for love. His personal trainer is now his roommate and best friend and has helped him come out of his shell. David Smith the man who lost all the weight is now a personal trainer and is working with this trainer to spread the message of health. I am trying to find his website so if you know it please comment this and let me know. Really was a great doco.

DOCO TIME – I eat 33,000 Calories A Day

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Ok so as you know we love our documentaries and we watched a few this past weekend this one is some weird way fascinated me about overweight people who eat an unimaginable amount of food. I mean I probably eat about 1100-2500 calories depending on the day, 1200 if dieting and one person on their own ate 33,000 a day that is a HUGE amount of fat and food and left them bed ridden. It was sad seeing so many people trapped in these bodies which just no longer served them any great purpose. it is amazing they are all still alive and further shows how much the human body can handle.

If like us you enjoy this sort of stuff, I know we are weird you should see what we do in the…..*cough*, point is it’s pretty interesting and well worth a watch.

Doco Time – Life After People

Monday, July 6th, 2009

OK so the Doco we watched this week was “Life After People” I had seen this before however my wife had not so we watched it. It’s a serious cool show and you should watch it if you get the chance it starts with just vanishing every human from exsistance and then shows what mess we made, how long to clean it up and when, if it all our damage will be un-done. It has incredible cool graphics in it and I loved it. Made for a great Sunday afternoon watch and made us realize how much damage we as humans do to this planet we call home.

Movie Time – Watchmen

Monday, July 6th, 2009

OK so I was pretty psyched about this movie because I generally like this sort of thing, however it is 3 hours long and you feel all 3 hours of it. The storyline was good just a tad dragged out and there was sex scenes for no aparent reason the highlight for me was in the opening credits when 2 girls kiss only to be ruined cos they die about 30 seconds later. It wasn’t terrible however would I invest another 3 hours in it to see it again…. not so much. It was a cool idea however had the typical un-necessary love shit in it and seemed very very much 3 hours long.

Movie Time – The Haunting (1999)

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Well you have to watch this movie with the knowledge it is from the 90’s and expect it to be a 90’s horror. With that said it does offer Catherine Zeta-Jones in over the knee boots, short skirts and as a bi-sexual girl so that alone could justify the watch.

So the story line well, a Dr is investigating fear he takes a group of insomniacs and tells them it is a study of sleep depreveation. He locks them along with himself and assistant in this big haunted house and the haunting begins the effects and stuff are not bad really and yeah it lacks story line at times and the script a little blah but come on it’s the 90’s like Peter Andre 90’s LOL

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