Women will say things as traps they are trying to corner you into either A) admitting your wrong, B) Lying or C) begging for merdy on your stupid idiot soul – here are some trap sentences:
- “oh really?” now this one is more of a challenge like i’m about to get very mad would you like to beg now or later.
- “uh huh” now while this is a noise it lets you know your on the trap door and your next line will save or kill you.
- “So what your really saying is” this is where she takes your words and somehow makes you sound like a total prick
- “No No, it’s fine” here’s the truth with women fine is anything but fine fine is your ass is about to get handed to you
- “You think so?” now this is hard its usually said like she’s pleased but don’t be fooled this is all about to go horribly south because it usually means she either really agrees or more likely is about to show you what an ass you are
- “yeah that’s exactly what I want” now I bet your feeling pretty pleased with yourself for a moment till you realize the hand is on her hip a huge sign she is about to open the doghouse door, Do not be fooled whatever you did was completely wrong
So here what I suggest you say in all scenarios a little script if you will
- “I am sorry, I wasn’t thinking, why don’t you talk to me about what you want and I will just try to listen”
now when you are listening maintain eye contact but not staring just like your focused only on her. Occasionally rub a hand comfortingly on her shoulder or back maybe even cuddle her in if she gets sad and make lots of positive “mmhmm mmmhmm” noises make sure to vary your tone and throw in the occasional “yeah i see your point” and “yeah your right” then end this with “thank you for talking to me and trying to help me understand”
I know your life “eff you im gonna stand my ground” well have fun with that but bookmark this because when you break, and you will you will want to know how to roll over and die correctly.
“Happy wife, happy life”